Because the world is not clean and neither’s your cat.
Not everyone’s an expert. That’s ok.
‘Makes an Alright Daiquiri’
A heartbreaking tale of betrayal and homosexuality.
In-Out In-Out shake it all about. #OriginalJokez
Rhyming is fun.
Alcohol + Caffeine = ARGHGHGHGH
Mezcal and Mescaline can’t melt steel beams.
*Holds Head in Hands, Proceeds to Cry*. *Tears Get Used in A Vodka.*
We are being totally serious.
Have a sense of humour for God’s sake.
Can you ever say “I know all of the classics”?