The walls of every street are plastered in passport blue
A straw ate my baby
Because your bartender probably drinks Fernet anyway
Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions
Because the customer’s always right
Mezcal and Mescaline can’t melt steel beams.
Can you ever say “I know all of the classics”?
A classic example of “What the shit did we just do?”
Complain. Don’t Complain. Shut Up. Do Your Job. Go Away. Stay.
Our “All You Need To Know About When You Can Be Drunk” Guide.
On Behald of The Entire World: Good Luck.
You’ll never need to do research again. Merry Christmas.