Category: Tales Of The Bartender

The Art of Paying in Bars

Everyone is guilty. Take no prisoners.

The Illusion of Price

Price doesn’t guarantee quality.

Tequila, it makes me angry.

I’m going to try and “help” you, but I’m going to be angry about it too.

Life after the bar.

What to expect when you stop working behind the stick.

“I take EIGHT minutes to make an Old Fashioned.”

“Never accept an Old Fashioned that has taken less than eight minutes to make.”