Us? Satire? Never.
#656 Say “Lucky Charms” just because
Because the customer’s always right
“Micheal O’Hare, if you ever read this: We’re not angry with you. We’re just disappointed.”
Not everyone’s an expert. That’s ok.
‘Makes an Alright Daiquiri’
Let the anger flow, through rhyme.
Rhyming is fun.
Fuck it, everyone else is doing one.
*Holds Head in Hands, Proceeds to Cry*. *Tears Get Used in A Vodka.*
We are being totally serious.