Author: Cheapest Guest

A monthly podcast about bars and stuff. By the people who've never brought you anything before.

Cheapest Poem of The Week: Cu*tsomers.

Let the anger flow, through rhyme.

The Journey of a First Time Manager

Making the step up from bartender to manager isn’t an easy ride, but it’s worth it.

Valentine’s Day? Nah, No Thanks.

“Everything is A Dulux colour chart of pinks and reds arranged in a heart shaped mould…even the soup.”

The World Doesn’t Need a Vodka Revival

Asking For a Vodka Revival is Like Raising Money For Bill Gates.

Simon Rimmer’s: ‘Tricks of the Restaurant Trade’ is The Worst Thing to Happen To Hospitality

When is a door not a door? When Simon Rimmer gets a lot of money to call it a window.

12 Things Jay Rayner Should Stop Doing in 2016

Stop it, Jay. We know you like Granola.

Scotland Are Tackling Alcohol Abuse, And It’s Working

Our travelling bartender is up in Scotland, and he’s noticed something about them.

Chronicles of The Travelling Bartender.

Ben Brooks is out in the wild of Europe. He’s sharing his experience of international hospitality.