Hello. Come on in. Take your shoes off and settle down. We’re here to talk to you about TripAdvisor and other “review” options. You might be familiar with it as a concept: people leave a review about an establishment based on their experience there. It’s supposed to be a community that benefits customers and businesses…
The walls of every street are plastered in passport blue
We’re being blindsided. Sorry.
Just in case you need a starting point
A straw ate my baby
Not the film, although that is also good.
Because your bartender probably drinks Fernet anyway
Or “Let’s punish ourselves by reading what idiots have to say”
Us? Satire? Never.
Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions
#5678 will blow your tiny clickbaited mind
It’s Time Someone Said Something