We’re being blindsided. Sorry.
Just in case you need a starting point
A straw ate my baby
Not the film, although that is also good.
Because your bartender probably drinks Fernet anyway
Or “Let’s punish ourselves by reading what idiots have to say”
Us? Satire? Never.
Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions
#5678 will blow your tiny clickbaited mind
It’s Time Someone Said Something
Or the: “We took forever to make this and we don’t know why” Report
#656 Say “Lucky Charms” just because