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Things Manchester’s New “Night Tsar” Can Do

Just in case you need a starting point

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Let’s Talk About Straws

A straw ate my baby

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Order Whatever The Fuck You Want To Drink

Because your bartender probably drinks Fernet anyway

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Brexit is a Combination of ‘British’ and ‘Exit’ – Richard Hole on leaving the EU

Us? Satire? Never.

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1689 Bar Facts That Will Wow Your Friends

#5678 will blow your tiny clickbaited mind

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Never Trust a Bartender Who Doesn’t Have Tattoos

It’s Time Someone Said Something

Things Everyone Says in Bars – But in “The Real World”

Because the customer’s always right

Why You Should Never Accept Drinks From Your Bartender, Plus More Helpful Insights From Richard Hole.

Mezcal and Mescaline can’t melt steel beams.

Simon Rimmer’s: ‘Tricks of the Restaurant Trade’ is The Worst Thing to Happen To Hospitality

When is a door not a door? When Simon Rimmer gets a lot of money to call it a window.

Post-ApocaBrexit: A Tale of Time

The walls of every street are plastered in passport blue

You Shouldn’t Be Getting Excited About The New Tipping Law

We’re being blindsided. Sorry.

#SaveRoadhouse

Not the film, although that is also good.

The Best of Trip Advisor PART FOUR

Or “Let’s punish ourselves by reading what idiots have to say”

Christmas Parties; Behave How Ever You Want

Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions

#NotAnotherComp After-Match Report

Or the: “We took forever to make this and we don’t know why” Report

465 Things to do on St Patrick’s Day

#656 Say “Lucky Charms” just because

Waiter praised for restoring faith in the world. World bites back and says “Nah fuck you, you cunt.”

Parenting experts ironically have no kids

Your Guide to The Manchester Christmas Markets

Find out how to make the most of this year’s Manchester Christmas Markets.

The sleaziness of cocktail culture is gross

“Micheal O’Hare, if you ever read this: We’re not angry with you. We’re just disappointed.”

Why You All Need To Stop Ordering Anything With Your Drink

Because the world is not clean and neither’s your cat.

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