Things Everyone Says in Bars – But in “The Real World”

Because the customer’s always right

Why You Should Never Accept Drinks From Your Bartender, Plus More Helpful Insights From Richard Hole.

Mezcal and Mescaline can’t melt steel beams.

Simon Rimmer’s: ‘Tricks of the Restaurant Trade’ is The Worst Thing to Happen To Hospitality

When is a door not a door? When Simon Rimmer gets a lot of money to call it a window.

Post-ApocaBrexit: A Tale of Time

The walls of every street are plastered in passport blue

You Shouldn’t Be Getting Excited About The New Tipping Law

We’re being blindsided. Sorry.

#SaveRoadhouse

Not the film, although that is also good.

The Best of Trip Advisor PART FOUR

Or “Let’s punish ourselves by reading what idiots have to say”

Christmas Parties; Behave How Ever You Want

Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions

Never Trust a Bartender Who Doesn’t Have Tattoos

It’s Time Someone Said Something

#NotAnotherComp After-Match Report

Or the: “We took forever to make this and we don’t know why” Report

465 Things to do on St Patrick’s Day

#656 Say “Lucky Charms” just because

Waiter praised for restoring faith in the world. World bites back and says “Nah fuck you, you cunt.”

Parenting experts ironically have no kids

Your Guide to The Manchester Christmas Markets

Find out how to make the most of this year’s Manchester Christmas Markets.

The sleaziness of cocktail culture is gross

“Micheal O’Hare, if you ever read this: We’re not angry with you. We’re just disappointed.”